the improvements of english carabao

Last night I have a very inspiring sight. A priend got his new status. I don't want to reveal what it is but i really enjoying it and inspired me to writing this.

Well, you know, when I was small and Christmas trees are still tall. I and my classmates are porced to spokening english. But I really don't know the language. Every time our beloved teacher caught us talking in tagalog. She asked for Php1.00. See, even in school kotong is a trend. I don't know for what is that. But really I hate my beloved teacher who make kotong because of tagaloging.

When I get in college, my english teacher is still like that, kotonging every time we speak in tagalog. I therepore conclude, that english teacher is a part time police. Anyway, I after my college, i landed to a good job. My english is beautiful. I know because my japanese boss underastanded me. He always talk to me like this.

Iwahashi san: Jon, anoooo.... the shipment need to anooo... to deliver to batangas tomorrow.

John: No problem sir, anoooo.... i already cleared it form customs anooo.... we don't have problem anymore... i already anooo... give kotong to polis...

Iwahashi san: Jon, good good good... anoooo... i will give you money... anoooo...

At pirst, i tought he knows tagalog because he always say "ano". Apter sometime, another japanese arrive. He is also like that. I then concluding that "ano" is their expression when they don't know what to tell.

Haist... When I resigned from my job, I hab no choice but to accept english tutoring to Korean. Well it is good. we understand each other very much. talk talk talk.. laugh laugh laugh.. play play play... that is what I do to my student in english.

Until now I am working here in Saudi Arabia, same same. My boss like my english, so do I.


Do you think my english is beautipul? ahahaha